09 January 2024

A Christmas present to keep me frustrated.

 On Christmas morning when we all sat down to start opening presents  we would just pick one at random, if the person who had given the present didn't want it opened at that point in time they would simply say "not that one! pick another".

This was the case when I went to open the present in the plain wrapper (it's the 8th of Jan and it still hasn't been opened and taunts me from the dining table!!).  I was told to leave that parcel and picked up a smaller rectangular box.  Once the christmas paper was off, the box was plain white and I proceeded to open it up.

I lifted the contents out and looked at the black object and then looked at Madam with a quizzed look.

"What is it"

Is it a small accordian?

  "Take one of the end caps off"

With the end off it was now very clear that it was a fleshlight sex toy, with a vagina at one end.

I gave Madam another quizzical look, while I didn't say the words "but I'm in chastity?" was as probably written all over my face as I looked at her.

"You already have a dildo that you refer to as 'Master', that you take with you when you go on work trips.  Well I thought it would be appropriate that you have a travel toy that you can call 'Mistress', you can use both toys to practice on while you are away."

"Will you let me have my key for when I'm on the road then?"

"Oh no Dear! you misunderstand, I want you to use it to keep up to speed with your Oral skills, Just as you do with the Master Dildo."  Madam further explained "Besides, even if you were unlocked you will barely manage to get into it!"
No entry for caged clitties.


I must have blushed with that statement as I certainly was embarrassed by it and it wasn't helped with Sir having a chuckle to himself at Madam's comments.

So there you have it my wife gave her husband a fleshlight sex toy so that he can keep up his oral tongue skills when away from her.  

A frustrating and humiliating but very thoughtful gift.  I love my Madam Wife.


4 comments:

  1. Now that is a ingenious present, three cheers to Madam for having come up with it and especially for how she wants it to be used. You could always give it to Sir to use as it is intended so it is nicely 'full' when you practice your oral skills on the road ;)

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    1. Thank you Poppet, that is very kind of you, I enjoyed shopping for this and explaining to the young girl at Honour what the plan was for this toy.
      John and I have discussed the idea of providing some additional flavourings for billie to take with him on some of his pre planned trips.
      So do I send billie to Boots to purchase some condoms for John to fill so that that he has individual "sachets" for each day that he is away? what do you think? I suspect that you approve?
      Alice (Madam)

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    2. That's a fabulous idea Alice, i definitely approve.

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    3. Poppet, I thought you might!

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